.Angel Network News.

Hold the Phone: Public Enemy #1 on line

Angel Network news communications team report a mysteriously intermittent E-O-L device failure.

"One, truly seems at this point, to be that infamously 'loneliest number that you'll ever do' on our stupid phone as it is now the only button to have become difficult over the last few weeks." said one member.
"It has become the 'hardest button to button'." said another. "You'll have to 'Push it...Push it real good'." said yet another. This may have something to do with the endless radio transmission monitoring members of the team often selflessly deticate themselves to when not busy, we're not too sure.

 Tiring easily the reporter was heard to mutter 'The gist of the matter is "the phone's NOT working too well there, Kids" as he stumbled off, reeking of gin.

Donor Drive Update

recent donations include a VCR which was distributed before it even hit the Lab. The happy trogg receipient said, "Where do I plug it in?".
Angel Control recommended the trogg's house. "Cool..." said another.
Also received was a brilliant HI-FI CD player unit for the 'Tower o' Babel' HI-FI component Stack project in assembly at present.

A high quality monitor was donated to the teams efforts by the notorious 'Waylon Fates', a part-time LED consultant and virtual Space Marine [fourth class].

Newbie experiences Troppo-Video

Festo-Mania.
After several unsuccessful attempts at playing DVDs on his new laptop,

Peter, a new consultant, was so surprised at the picture quality, he bought the whole team dinner at an expensive restaurant in Tibet, Northcote...or something like that; I fell asleep on the way home with a belly full of lamb curry and can't really remember much at all, to tell the truth. Also, Peter has a distinct affection for violent, aggressive and machismo smash-'em-ups so the team have recommend upgrading psycho-Drama 101 and lent him lashings of Terry Gilliam and Roman Polanski. We'll get back to you on that one.

Snuff Videos banned from innocent machine.
MeerKat Manor, widely reported to be 'Cute', 'educational' and 'just like it is in the wild' was judged by our Quality Control section to be only considered educational if you wanted to learn how to go into the bush and eat your cutest brother, sister, cousin or anything else that sleeps too long. The vile video was given to the child and little old lady that requested such horror and deleted from the disk, which was later defragged.

 "Let's leave the blood for the vampires" someone heard coming from under the bed...